Hey, I don’t want to keep fighting with you about this. If you want to be mad at me, be mad at me, but just know that I’m ready to stop this idiotic dispute. I don’t have the energy to waste on this dumb argument anymore, and I don’t want to keep doing this. That being said, I will keep this text fight going until either you finally admit that I’m correct or the human species is wiped off the face of the planet.
I’m really done with this stupid fight. You’re never going to realize that I’m just LOOKING OUT FOR YOU and also that everyone agrees with me. I’d really like to just drop it. However, I guess I’ll have to keep sending you nasty text messages until you just start ignoring me. Even if you do ignore me (which is so immature, btw), I’m going to have to keep sending you messages about it, because I’m committed to continuing this fight until the death of our species or I win. Hopefully I win soon, because who knows how long humans will be around.
I just want you to know that I’m really not interested in fighting anymore. You’re clearly not behaving according to reason, and there’s nothing I can do about this. Still, once I start a text fight, I don’t quit EVER, so I’ll send more and more nasty texts until our species no longer exists. I know that I’m not going to outlive the human race, so I’ve established in my will that my kids and grandkids should continue this text fight with you until you beg me for forgiveness. Should you also pass away, my ancestors will send VR messages to your ancestors until somebody agrees that I’m the smartest person of all time. But just know that I’m ready to be done fighting.
This argument is not worth my time at all. I’m so ready to just leave it behind forever. I can’t believe I ever started talking to you in the first place. I really wish you could just concede that I’m right and/or the human species could collectively kill themselves so I could end this argument. Just know that none of the dudes are interested in fucking you. This post was written by a man, obviously.