I Cut My Hair Like Elliot From Scrubs But Zach Braff Still Isn’t Responding To My Tweets

A few months ago, I made the executive decision to get myself some bangs. I wanted to be able to blow my hair out of my eyes in the adorable way Elliot does on Scrubs. I also wanted to be able to cut people open and prescribe drugs, and bangs seemed like a good first step to being a doctor. I went ahead and got the haircut, which I think we can all agree makes me a dead-wringer for Elliot right at the start of season three (think Tom Petty’s ‘American Girl’ but before Handmaid’s Tale and the death of Tom Petty made it so sad):

frick!

I had Elliot’s haircut, and I had her moxie. I was all ready to take over Elliot’s identity, so I decided I should go after her leading man. I just figured I’d tweet at Zach Braff a few times to let him know I was Elliot now, and then we’d be in business.

I first sent him this adorable little ditty, as pictured below:


When I got no response to that, I decided to send him this picture I took the day of my Elliot-like haircut. Please note this got 98 likes on Instagram:


It was taken on the toilet, and he still didn’t have the dignity to respond! No worries, I had one more picture that showed off my bangs, and this time, I was holding a dog. We all know Elliot LOVES dogs.


But still I got no response! Zach Braff clearly didn’t care that I had made myself look like his DREAM GIRL. Why didn’t he dump his model girlfriend to talk to me? He’s as much of a jerk as that Punk’d episode made him seem like.

Anyway, I learned a lot that day, namely that getting a haircut didn’t turn me into a fictional TV character. But it did get me 98 likes on Instagram, which honestly made the whole thing worth it. I wish I could get bangs everyday! To simulate that experience, I’ve been trimming my bangs each day. And now I have none.

Note: This is actually not my first Zach Braff-themed Medium post. Click here if you want more Ginny-Zach chemistry.

ZACH IF YOU’RE READING THIS I’M JK I BET YOU’RE REALLY NICE.

One comment

  1. No offense but it yours looks nothing like it, and he is JUST an actor who has to play the role of liking Elliot Reid .

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