Hey! How are you?
*I got a haircut.*
Oh I’m fine, just trying to get some work done.
*With my new haircut.*
Just this freelance project I got.
*My hair is like, noticeably shorter than it was the last time I saw you.*
Thanks! Yeah, it’s great. I need the money!
*So I can eventually pay for more haircuts, like the one I got yesterday.*
Seriously! So what’s up with you?
*Have you seriously not noticed my haircut yet?*
That’s great! I really loved the last one.
*Almost as much as I love my new haircut, which you’ve yet to comment on.*
What’s this one about?
*Maybe my hair doesn’t seem that different to you, but it feels really different to me, asshole.*
Oh my God, that sounds amazing!
*Speaking of amazing: since I got this haircut, I feel like I lost 10 pounds.*
You’re kidding me! She’s the best, so talented.
*So, in lieu of you commenting on my haircut, I will also accept you saying I look like I’ve lost weight.*
Wow, I didn’t even realize you guys knew each other. What a dream team!
*Ugh, I’m being so nice to you right now and you still haven’t even noticed this dramatic change in my appearance.*
Really? I had no idea, but I’m not surprised. She’s super random but like, in a good way.
*He cut off like one and a half to two whole inches. That’s a lot! A drastic amount!*
Yeah, of course! I don’t want to keep you.
*But I do want you to fucking comment on my fucking haircut you piece of SHIT!*
Get to work so I can see the final product!
*Get out of my fucking face, Dave.*
Good luck! See you soon!
*Oh fuck — I always forget Dave’s blind.*