Things That Are Easier To Do Than Making A Doctor’s Appointment

He’s waiting for you — all you have to do is call
  • Applying to a job you don’t even want
  • Paying bills
  • Waxing your own pussy
  • Pilates
  • Drinking a teaspoon of unflavored fish oil (it’s an anti-inflammatory!)
  • Going to the post office
  • Reading the news
  • Signing up for health insurance
  • Taking your car to get it serviced
  • Cleaning out your closet (without getting high first)
  • Moving
  • Making a dentist’s appointment
  • Giving up gluten
  • Refilling a prescription
  • Training for a marathon
  • Finally starting “The Wire” (it really is great once you get into it!)
  • Refilling your humidifier before bed
  • Sorting through your old bills/paperwork and shredding what you don’t need anymore (without getting high first)
  • Checking your credit score
  • Renewing your driver’s license
  • Starting a 401K
  • Wondering if that thing you’ve been worrying about is a symptom of a grave illness
  • Going to a doctor’s appointment you already scheduled

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