Why he sucks: Toby has no backbone. He does whatever Kate wants even though she’s always an emotional mess. All his jokes are bad. He wears a lot of fedoras. He’s literally the most annoying character in the history of television. Etc.
Why he’s cool: But he loves her!
Why he sucks: Why does he touch his kids so much? He literally always has his hand on one of the smalls of their backs. Also, why is he such a whiny little selfish bitch? Also SPOILER ALERT the reason he dies is very lame.
Why he’s cool: He’s hot. Extremely hot. Also SPOILER ALERT he dies.
Why she sucks: She’s a little one-note. Also, she’s emotional all the time. Also it’s unclear how she and Toby have any money. Also, she’s not fat enough as a teenager for the audience to convincingly believe her whole identity her whole life has been being fat. Also, how is she already a professional singer?
Why she’s cool: But the food addicts anonymous meetings are so compelling!
Why he sucks: He’s not a very good person or actor. It’s really dumb that he wants the ‘Manny’ to be a high-quality show. Also, him getting back together with this high school sweetheart was so random.
Why he’s cool: He’s so hot. Plus it’s fun when he’s at LA parties.
Why she sucks: Why does she flare her nostrils so much?
Why she’s cool: She’s so pretty! Even as an old lady.
Why he sucks: Why does everything he says to Deja have to be like a deep emotional lesson?
Why he’s cool: He’s maybe the only good actor on the show. Also, hot. I like his glasses.
Why he sucks: That acting.
Why he’s cool: The moral heart and soul of the show. Also SPOILER ALERT he dies.
Why she sucks: Do she and Randall ever talk about anything that is not extremely emotionally heavy?
Why she’s cool: She’s smart and strong and funny. And so hot!
- 10-year-old Randall
Why he sucks: Nah, he’s perfect. Those ears?
Why he’s cool: Ugh so cute.