Hello to myself and cohost when we edit this at a later time.
Hey to the Apple employee who listens to this when it’s flagged for inappropriate content.
How’s it going, Mom?
Thanks for tuning in, ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend who’s trying to scope out if I’m cooler than her (I’m not).
Is anyone out there?
Just want to give a shout-out to my awesome mother! I’m not embarrassed to admit publicly that I’m a momma’s boy, especially since she’s the only person listening.
Is it just me or is solitary confinement even more boring than it used to be?
You’re probably looking for a different, more popular podcast with a similar name. We intentionally named this podcast “S-Village,” to amass downloads for people looking for, ya know, something else. This podcast is similar to “S-Town,” except it’s entirely about burritos.
Hello to my kids 20 years in the future when they decide it’s time to find out if mom was ever cool (she wasn’t).
This isn’t the podcast where I bring on men I’ve slept with. That’s not to say I didn’t invite them, they just didn’t come.
Thanks for tuning in, and Venmo me for the $3 I promised you!
Hey to our one guest if they decide they want to know how their voice sounds in a mic.
Grandpa, I’m proud of you for getting the iPhone working!
Hey, Marcy, yes, now that you’ve downloaded it and hit ‘play,’ you can stop listening. Thanks for being a good friend.
I’m telling ya, Trump, I know you love the news but there’s better content out there.
Hey listeners! Tweet at me if you’re not my mom! (an hour later) Oh, ok, no new tweets. Cool. Hey, Mom.