Fun Ways For Men To Celebrate International Women’s Day

  • Shut the fuck up
  • Shop until you drop
  • Get your nails done!
  • Tell a long, pointless story about your friend Jennifer
  • Apologize
  • Think about the likelihood that you’ll never have a child and start crying in public
  • Stand there and look pretty
  • Cook something elaborate but DO NOT EAT IT
  • Make just a little less money
  • Watch a Lifetime movie
  • Watch a Hallmark movie
  • Watch a Nancy Meyers movie
  • Spend a few hours looking at photos of Ryan Gosling
  • Go to Pilates
  • Text him even if he never texted you back
  • Laugh whenever a man tells a joke
  • Treat the women in your life very well, just as you (hopefully) do every other day of the year!

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