You ever hear someone say “that’s not worth it,” but not really know how they made that judgment call? Here, we evaluate the exact cost and value of all kinds of random things! Are they worth it? You be the judge!
It’s Not Worth It To Wait For The G
Cost of Waiting For G: somewhere between 20 minutes and 5 hours.
Value of Waiting For G: attendance at housewarming party of friend-of-a-friend.
Tinder Isn’t Worth It
Cost of Tinder: Sore Thumbs
Value of Tinder: 1.2% Chance of Meeting Soulmate
Having kids isn’t worth it
Cost of having kids: ~$400,000 and a stretched vagina
Value of having kids: Getting to explain to friends why you’re so tired.
Shape of Water Isn’t Worth It
Cost of Shape of Water: 0 with MoviePass
Value of Shape of Water: Also 0
Pumpkin Spice Lattes Aren’t Worth It
Cost of Pumpkin Spice Latte: $5.60
Value of Pumpkin Spice Latte: Basic Bitch™ Status
He’s Not Worth It
Cost of him: Emotional Turmoil
Value of him: Emotional Turmoil + Sex
Pilates Isn’t Worth It
Cost of Pilates: $25 + sore for 3 days
Value of Pilates: Bragging rights, potentially some physical improvements
Wasting Time Reading Random Articles Isn’t Worth It
Yes it is!! You learn so much!!