It’s Not Worth It

You ever hear someone say “that’s not worth it,” but not really know how they made that judgment call? Here, we evaluate the exact cost and value of all kinds of random things! Are they worth it? You be the judge!

It’s Not Worth It To Wait For The G

Cost of Waiting For G: somewhere between 20 minutes and 5 hours.

Value of Waiting For G: attendance at housewarming party of friend-of-a-friend.

Tinder Isn’t Worth It

Cost of Tinder: Sore Thumbs

Value of Tinder: 1.2% Chance of Meeting Soulmate

Having kids isn’t worth it

Cost of having kids: ~$400,000 and a stretched vagina

Value of having kids: Getting to explain to friends why you’re so tired.

Shape of Water Isn’t Worth It

Cost of Shape of Water: 0 with MoviePass

Value of Shape of Water: Also 0

Pumpkin Spice Lattes Aren’t Worth It

Cost of Pumpkin Spice Latte: $5.60

Value of Pumpkin Spice Latte: Basic Bitch™ Status

He’s Not Worth It

Cost of him: Emotional Turmoil

Value of him: Emotional Turmoil + Sex

Pilates Isn’t Worth It

Cost of Pilates: $25 + sore for 3 days

Value of Pilates: Bragging rights, potentially some physical improvements

Wasting Time Reading Random Articles Isn’t Worth It

Yes it is!! You learn so much!!

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