List: The Craziest Things That Can Come Out Of A Pussy

Stuff was probably coming out of it as I was taking this photo

Have you ever thought about the fact that we’re walking around with these leaking, spewing, life-giving well…not to be crude but gashes on our bodies? I’ve had my vagina for over 10 years now (way over) and I’m still amazed at what it’s capable of doing and even more amazed at what it’s capable of spitting out. Read on to read about all the craziest things that could come out of my pussy — and yours.

10. Pee
We pee out of these things! That’s nuts!

9. Juice
Mine’s usually clear but sometimes it’s orange and has pulp!

8. Cream cheese
I’m not sure that’s exactly what it is but it’s great on bagels.

7. Blood
Sometimes it gushes.

6. More blood
Can’t overstate this one enough — there’s a lot of blood.

5. Rust
What is this thing — the chain on a bike that’s been left out all winter?

4. Legos
Don’t pass out around a toddler.

3. So much jizz
What goes up must come down.

2. Gerbils
What goes up must come down.

1. Babies
Little humans come OUT OF VAGINAS. What!?!? And I assume everything else on this list comes out with them.

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