- I threw things out (one old box and some purple eye shadow I found in that box)
- I got some work done (read an email but haven’t responded yet)
- I practiced self-care (clipped my nails)
- I organized (moved my bowl of change from one shelf to another)
- I planned out my week (declined the one social engagement I was invited to)
- I meditated (watched TV for seven hours without having even one single thought)
- I cleaned (up a drink I spilled on the counter)
- I read (three menus on Seamless)
- I got a job! (responded “yes” to a dog walking request)
- I cooked (made seltzer)
- I did my hair (trimmed my split-ends)
- I exercised (walked from the couch to the bathroom and back several times)
- I relaxed (got high)
Little Old Lady Comedy 