The Most Shocking Revelations I Personally Had While Reading James Comey’s Book
‘Exaggeration’ is spelled with two ‘G’s.
Trump knows how to read.
If I go 20 minutes without checking my Twitter, I have more notifications than if I only go 5.
Trump’s skin is also orange in person. It’s not a ‘bad lighting’ thing.
Robert Mueller is a Republican! Are there no good men left?
We all have unconscious biases. Comey showed his unconscious bias in believing Hillary Clinton would win. Starbucks showed theirs in arresting two black men for doing nothing. I show mine in stealing my brother’s credit card because I feel that women deserve retribution.
I should probably Google the definition of ‘unconscious’.
Wow, now if you Google a word it’ll just show you the definition instead of making you click on a link. Thanks, Google!
Reading on the train does not automatically guarantee that I attract a smart, cute, bookish boyfriend.
My mom probably did make me take piano lessons as an act of love, not spite.
Does anyone know what Hillary Clinton’s emails were about?
Ok it’s really time I learn the difference between FBI and FWB.
Also DNC and DNR
The less I text Jake, the more he likes me.
Hillary Clinton should be president.
Oh wait. Everyone knows that.
All I have to do to get my own book deal is become director of the FBI and then write a letter to Congress about someone’s emails that will affect the outcome of the most absurd presidential election in recent history.
They don’t write SparkNotes for books that just came out.
There’s pretty much nothing terrible anything can say about Trump that would shock me
Trump is awful in every way.
Reading is objectively not as interesting as watching TV.