
- “What Does My Baby’s Junk Look Like?” Party
- “I’m Enforcing Gender Roles!” Party
- “We Spent $300 On Elaborate Fireworks- Cool It With the Criticism, Mom” Party
- “Yes, We Know This Could Have Been Done At A Doctor’s Office, But We’re Milking This Shit For As Long As We Can” Party
- “Your Shower Gift Was Inadequate, So Here’s Your Second Chance” Party
- “Yay Sexism!” Party
- “Doin’ It For The ‘Gram” Party
- “I Have A Blood Contract With Pinterest And I’m Obligated To Participate In All Crafty Trends” Party
- “We Don’t Even Know This Person, But We’re Going to Label Them Based On Outdated Stereotypes” Party
- “I’m Letting A Cake Dictate My Life” Party
- “My Baby Will Like Trucks Or Tutus, This Is Based On Science” Party
- “The Cake Color Is Law” Party
- “We Just Want Another Excuse To Get More Gifts” Party
- “ If My Potential Future Daughter Doesn’t Want To Wear Pink 24/7 I’m Suing This Bakery” Party