Full-length Sentences of Movie Promos Taken Out Of Context

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Home Alone 2:

“Best Christmas Movie Ever”

Full quote: I watched this right after watching Love Actually, the best Christmas movie ever.

 

Norbit:

“Hilarious! Great fun.”

Full quote: Making fun of fat people is always hilarious, great fun!

 

Spice World:

“A girl-power ride!”

Full quote: At one point, a girl-power rides the tour bus. That’s the basic plot.”

 

The Room:

“The best movie of the year”

Full quote: The best movie of the yearling party we attended. They showed this and Center Stage 2.

 

Honey:

“Sweet!”

Full quote: “Jessica Alba’s body is sweet, but other than that this film is unwatchable.”

 

White Chicks:

“Biggest film of the year!”

Full quote: “Biggest film of the year — it took up an enormous amount of storage space.”

 

Battleship:

“An adventure!”

Full quote: “Finding the bathroom in this theater was an adventure, one that ended with my child wetting himself.”

 

Dumb and Dumber:

“I laughed!”

Full quote: I laughed once.

 

That’s My Boy:

“Adam Sandler has truly outdone himself this time!”

Full quote: Adam Sandler has truly outdone himself this time.

 

The Hangover Part 2:

“Hangover is great!”

Full quote: Watching this movie makes me feel like having a hangover would be great.

 

Scary Movie 5

“Scary!”

Full quote: Scary Movie 5 is the movie I’m reviewing right now.

 

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