- Figure out what you’re going to say.
- SAY. IT.
- Say it again, slightly differently.
- Say it a third time but more slowly.
- Say it once more but this time change the tense.
- Say it again but switch the order of the clauses, so start your sentence with “because”
- Say it in French.
- Make a joke about how you don’t know French, but then once again SAY IT.
- Say something that’s not it but then still end the paragraph by saying it.
- Jumble up the words in the sentence, but make sure you say it. Example: It say.
- Say it in its original form.
- Delete half the commas but don’t worry about which ones.
- Submit for publication.
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