The Prosecution’s Complete List Of Paul Manafort’s Jackets

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“Manafort prosecution evidence includes not just [a] $15,000 ostrich jacket, but also a $9,500 ostrich vest and an $18,500 python jacket, per Alan Couture invoices.” –CNN, August 2, 2018

A Canada Goose jacket made from Canada Geese

An elephant skin jacket made from an elephant killed by Donald Trump Jr.

A bespoke replica of Grigori Rasputin’s telogreika

A parka hand-stitched by the Inuits of Nunavut in pre-colonial times

A rhinestone jacket made from actual rhinos

A vest made of $1000 bills

A motorcycle jacket made from an actual motorcycle

Fonzie’s jacket as looted from the Smithsonian (and replaced in the museum with a replica stitched with Henry Winkler’s DNA as part of an Ocean’s 8-style heist )

A denim jacket embellished with Fabergé eggs

A red satin jacket dyed with the blood of Ukrainians shot by Kiev police while protesting President Viktor Yanukovych’s refusal to sign a trade pact with the European Union

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