I have a(n unconfirmed) gluten allergy so this one’s legit.
I never have more than three or four drinks a week but I’ve done Dry January five times.
Have you heard it’s as addictive as heroin?
I’ve done two juice cleanses and don’t you dare forget it.
While on a three day juice cleanse, I didn’t drink coffee. I felt amazing except for the fact I had a debilitating headache for three days.
Once I got very busy and didn’t watch TV for a few days and told everyone I know.
I did the Whole 30 once and completed the entire thing although I still ate beans and let myself drink once or twice a week and didn’t really follow the guidelines but the point is I ate really healthy for a month once.
- Dyeing my hair
This was easy to give up since I’ve never done it. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
I never read internet comments on my work which is actually really easy because no one comments on my work. I read A LOT of books though.
- Social Media
A few Saturdays ago, I only checked Twitter five times.
This may sound gross but smelling bad is just the sacrifice I’m willing to make to save the environment.
I never smoked but when I’m around smokers I tell them I used to just to feel smug.
I did the Whole 30 once. Have I mentioned that?
To be honest, I didn’t give up porn because I’ve never watched it. Superiority comes naturally to me.
I watched the season premiere Sunday night but didn’t finish it. OK fine, I did finish it but if anyone asks I’ve given up caring about the Kardashians except Kourtney and Khloe and Kim sometimes and I also like Kendall and find Kylie completely fascinating.