Colin Jost’s Oscars

“Eh. I think most of the time they’re way too self-serious and focused on things that 99% of the country doesn’t care about. At the end of the day, it’s adults getting trophies. Why should that be taken seriously” – Colin Jost, LA Times
  1. Best Smart Boi
  2. Best Special Boi
  3. Best Harvard Boi
  4. Best Harvard Lampoon Boi
  5. Best Hamptons Boi
  6. Best Famous Movie Star’s Boyfriend Boi
  7. Best Boi Who Says “My Father Will Hear About This” Every Day
  8. Best Boi Who Wears Tie
  9. Best Boi With Stiff Hair
  10. Best Boi Who’s Actually A Talking Lacoste Polo Shirt
  11. Best Boi Who Laughs At His Own Jokes
  12. Best Boi Who Dislikes Popular Things ‘Cause He’s Special
  13. Best Fun Film Written By Fun Special Boi About Fun Special Boi Who the Girls Don’t Understand
  14. Best Film Loved By Special Bois Only
  15. Best Popular Film

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