10. Killing her husband or boyfriend
It was self-defense but still.
Women deserve to pay for tampons.
8. Not eating pizza or drinking beer
Wow, she’s like so not chill.
7. Knowing about a band before her boyfriend
Kind of cute the first time but it better not become a regular thing.
6. Having a strong opinion
How would she know?
5. Being smarter than a man
Fortunately this is impossible.
4. Not laughing at a man’s joke
Doesn’t she know guys like a girl with a sense of humor?
3. Gaining weight
A seriously fucked up thing to do.
2. Admitting she thinks she’s physically attractive
SHE’S NOT EVEN THAT PRETTYYYYYYYY!!!
1. Rejecting a man
What, does she think she’s better than me? (Yes! Because she is!)