Making Lady Content: It’s the TITS

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It’s tough being a lady making content isn’t it? You want to put stuff out there that’s smart, thought-provoking, and of course, SEXY. But not too sexy, right? Because then you’re just an internet whore. But not too unsexy either, right? Because then you’re just an internet nobody.

It’s a challenge for sure, but at the end of the day, the journey of making your lady content is just THE TITS. And by that I mean, your content should be about your tits.

There are just so many titty-related factors you have to consider. First off, are your tits visible in your photo? How much of your tits are visible? Do you have cleavage and WHAT is happening with your nipples? Are your nipples hard? Your nips don’t have to be cutting glass, but it couldn’t hurt to turn on your AC.

Now wait a minute.

Your photo isn’t ALL about your tits though, right? Because you should have something else going on in the photo that’s not tit-related. You might want to make it seem like the post is about, say, your funny dog, when really, it’s about your tits.

For example, try posting…

A photo of you on the top of the mountain you just climbed, wearing a workout tee that hugs your tits. A photo of you at the altar at your best friend’s wedding, wearing a gown that pushes up your tits. A photo of you bending down to feed some ducks, in a sports bra that shows off your tits. A photo of you finishing a marathon, in a skin tight runner’s outfit that highlights your tits.

See? It’s not that hard. You can make titty content, but it won’t be that OBVIOUS that it’s titty content. You don’t have to be an internet whore, and you don’t have to be an internet nobody. You can just be a lady making great content! And thanks to your titties that aren’t out in the open about being really great titties, the likes will roll on in. Awesome. See, making lady content is just THE TITS!

 

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