What Your Star Sign Says About How To Break Up With Your Cheating Fiancée

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We all know that feeling, you go out for after-work drinks and across the bar you see your fiancée making out with another girl. As you leave the bar crying you begin to wonder what to possibly do next. But what if we told you that the perfect revenge-breakup may be written in the stars? Just check this handy guide and we’ll tell you what to do next based on your horoscope.

Fire Signs: Aries, Leo and Sagittarius
After leaving the bar, go home and pack up your stuff then head to the airport and leave the country. Never respond to any of his attempts to get in contact with you. Change your name to Genevieve. Become a famous medium and get a hit TV show on MTV.

Earth Signs: Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn
Go home and wait for your fiancée to return. Convince him to move the wedding date up till a month from now. Two days before the wedding rob a bank and frame your fiancée. Go on your honeymoon alone while his trial is going on. Take a new, more attractive lover and visit your ex in jail together.

Air Signs: Gemini, Libra and Aquarius
Instead of returning home go to his parents’ house, seduce both of them and convince them to invite you to become a third person in their relationship. Head home and tell your fiancée that the engagement’s off as you have a found a rich older couple to become your lovers instead.

Water Signs: Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces

Return home, call your local witch coven and invite them over. Text your fiancée that there is an emergency and he must return home immediately. When he arrives block all the doors and windows. Sacrifice your cheating fiancée to Satan.

 

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