@Thatwasmydad

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That was my Dad. Sometimes the people we love do things that hurt us without realizing it. Let’s turn this around. I respect and #BelieveAStarIsBornIsAGreatMovie. I never have and never will support #FirstMan. I’m a proud Dog Sitter and Ally and ally. Also, Twitter, your meme game is on point.

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It’s true that I refused to go on a date to @starisbornmovie, but not because I didn’t want to support the movie. It was because I knew I would cry. I saw the movie opening weekend with my friends.

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To those of you who thought my previous tweet meant I didn’t cry during @starisbornmovie — I cried like eight times. Maybe nine. I cried so much one of my contacts fell out and I had to put it back in with my dirty finger and now I have an eye infection. Again, I am an Ally. Also an ally.

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I love my Dad, but sometimes we disagree on things. I’m sure many of you can relate. In order to maintain a peaceful relationship, there are certain things we just don’t talk about, including remakes of Barbra Streisand movies, especially ones that were already remakes. Does that make sense?

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I don’t know why my Dad felt the need to tweet such inflammatory things about me, but he has a tendency to make loose cannon statements. He also really loved Lala Land, like so much it was weird.

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I want to clarify that I did NOT like Lala Land but also didn’t hate it. I thought the ending was good, although it seemed like Emma Stone’s character settled down a little fast in a way that didn’t quite make sense. Honestly, I’m just not a big fan of musicals.

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To those of you upset about my statements about musicals: @starisbornmovie isn’t a musical. Right? They never like, burst into song. OK maybe a few times, like in the parking lot scene, but not in the way characters do in musicals, as far as I understand.

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Just because I don’t love musicals, that doesn’t mean I’m not an Ally. I am an Ally and an ally, as in like, a supporter of the movement and similar to Lady Gaga’s character in the wonderful film @starisbornmovie. I too have a tendency to fall for damaged men. #MeToo

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I regret using #MeToo in my last tweet. It was a poor attempt at levity. If it makes anyone feel any better, I am a survivor of the #MeToo movement. In like, the traditional sense. I’ve been sexually harassed. #MeToo

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I did not mean to imply in my previous tweet that Bradley Cooper’s character in @starisbornmovie sexually harassed Lady Gaga’s character. In fact, I thought theirs was a beautiful — if at times toxic — relationship, and I was really rooting for them. I was far from the shallows with them. In the deep end. Off the deep end? I can’t remember the exact lyrics right now, sorry.

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Just because I haven’t memorized the lyrics to the soundtrack doesn’t mean I didn’t love @starisbornmovie. I did love it. I’ve been a Lady Gaga fan since I saw her perform in the middle of a gay bar in Atlanta before she was famous. And I’ve been a fan of Bradley Cooper’s since Alias, which was a good show.

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Yes, it’s true that I also like Ryan Gosling. Also, having watched half a season of The Crown, I admire Claire Foy. And to be perfectly honest, I thought Whiplash was great. That does NOT mean I’ll be seeing @FirstManMovie in theaters.

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To clarify my last tweet, I probably won’t see @FirstManMovie at all, at least until I can watch it for free on Netflix or HBO or something. I have NO INTEREST in that movie. I HAVEN’T EVEN WATCHED THE TRAILER. Again, I am an Ally, and also an ally, and tbh an occasional Jackson.

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I regret to say I can’t handle the pressure of internet fame, so I’m doing to delete this account, just like my dad.

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I did NOT mean to imply that I’m like my dad. I’m not like my dad. I’m only like him in that I’m going to also delete my Twitter account. But he’s a Neil Armstrong and I’m an Ally. Also an ally.

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Hey. I just wanted to take another look at you. OK srsly deleting my acct now. Bye.

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