11 Things I’d Rather Self-Destruct Instead of My $1.4 Million Banksy Painting

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Banksy Painting Self-Destructs After Fetching $1.4 Million at Sotheby’s – NYTimes

  1. CVS receipts
  2. LinkedIn recruiter messages for entry-level positions when I have 10 years of experience and a masters
  3. Dove chocolate “inspirational quote” wrappers
  4. Emails sent after 4:37 pm labeled “High Importance”
  5. Dick pics in my DMs
  6. Free college t-shirts that I can’t just rid of for some reason
  7. Susan Collins’s 2020 re-election campaign
  8. Opinions about whether or not I should take my future husband’s last name
  9.   Actually, just all unsolicited opinions and genitalia pics would be nice
  10. Girls’ night that ends up being a scheme to sell multi-level marketing products
  11. Brett Kavanaugh’s 1982 Calendar

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