Self-Help Books for People Who’d Rather Be Watching Porn

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  1. The Power Bottom of Now
  2. Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff… And It’s Not Even That Small
  3. How to Stop Worrying and Start Squirting
  4. The Seven Habits of Highly Seductive Pizza Delivery Boys
  5. How to Win Friends with Benefits and Influence Pee Holes
  6. Get Out of Your Mind and Into Your Wife
  7. The Universe Has Cum on Your Back
  8. What Color Is Your Perineum?
  9. The Four Agreed-Upon Safe Words
  10. Healing the Shame That Binds You So You Can Use Ropes and Fuzzy Handcuffs Instead
  11. The Power of Positive Fisting
  12. Man’s Search for Creaming
  13. Who Moved My Luxurious Titanium Butt Plug?
  14. The Four-Hour Wank Week
  15. Nothing Changes Until You Do Anal
  16. Wherever You Go, There You Are Doing Anal
  17. What to Say When You Talk Dirty to Yourself 
  18. 10% Gurthier
  19. Squealing Good: The New Prude Therapy
  20. Thinking-About-Baseball-Dependent No More
  21. When Sexy Bad Things Happen to Sexy Good People
  22. Awaken the Giant Load Within
  23. Think and Grow Tumescent
  24. When Things Fall Apart and Those Things Are Condoms and Now You Have To Have Several Difficult but Important Sober Conversations with a Stranger
  25. The Secretion

 

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