A viral tweet? Now that’s something you don’t see every day.
Wow, what kind of genius wrote this thing? 2,903 retweets? A regular Hemingway.
Ginny is a lot cooler than I thought. When we were dating, I never knew she was the type of woman who could write a viral tweet.
I probably should have thought more seriously about not breaking up with her — she definitely had viral-tweet potential while we were together, maybe I just didn’t support her artistic endeavors enough.
I wonder if she’s still single. The tweet is about not having sex in 3 years, so seems likely.
Wow, she’s so cool.
This tweet also has a decent number of comments. So inspiring that she was able to get a dialogue going.
Hmmm something smells good – is it fried dough?
Do you think she’ll notice if I retweet it? Maybe it’ll spark a conversation again. I hope she still checks my twitter! I expect she does because if there’s one thing I know about Ginny it’s that she literally never gets over anybody.
I should just cut to the chase and text her. I’ve never been out with a viral-tweet-writer before — it would be like dating a celebrity!
But what if we date and then she doesn’t have another viral tweet? Would that mean I’m bad for her creativity?
No, she’ll definitely have another viral tweet. You know what they say — if you tweet 47 times/day, some of them will be viral.
God, I wish we could get back together. I wonder if it’s too late.
I assume it’s too late because the whole internet has probably asked her out already.
Upon reading this tweet more closely, I’ve decided it’s not actually funny.