Most Recent Additions to the Long List of Ailments That Kombucha Claims to Cure*


Savage Retweeting Disorder

Costco Sample Addiction

Infectious Slow City Walker Syndrome

Small Talk Fatigue

Hamilton Lottery Daily Entry Compulsion

Recurring Student Loan Nightmares

Impending Workweek Panic

Game of Thrones Overquote-itis

Post-Birthday Attention Withdrawals

Chronic Comma Misuse Affliction

Patriarchy Dismantling Migraine

Live Bacteria and Yeast Craving


*Consult with your health care professional before consuming if pregnant, breastfeeding, or tragically unenlightened.

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