Jimmy Buffett Beseeches Parrot Heads to Hear Mother Ocean’s Call and Vote Blue


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Official Statement by his Honorable Jimmy Buffett, Mayor of Margaritaville, Concerning the Election of the 116th Congress.

Dear Parrot Heads,

These are dark times. Though I have found the cheeseburger, paradise eludes me. I like mine with lettuce and tomato, but I support your right to choose. Please vote for Beto!

A pirate has commandeered the ship of state, and in spite of his fragile hair, he is steering it into a storm. This is a man who disrespects mermaids by calling them ‘fish’. A man who, if he had his way, would re-segregate margarita mix into its component parts. To hope that he will change his course, or cease his lies, is like trying to reason with hurricane season. I fear the only only way to change Republican attitudes will be to change their latitudes, far from Washington DC.

I have teamed up with Willie Nelson to lead a mutiny. I beseech you, Parrot Heads, heed this warning: come Monday, come Tuesday, come Wednesday, it may not be alright. Do you hear mother ocean’s call? Then vote blue!

Thank you.

Sincerely, Jimmy W. Buffett

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