How To Fake Confidence

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  • Get a shirt that says “This is what confident looks like”
  • Get a shirt that says “This is what a feminist looks like”
  • Send drunk texts to your crush
  • Don’t send drunk texts to your crush
  • Leave a text message unanswered
  • Bonus points if it’s from someone who isn’t your mom
  • Dye your eyebrows darker
  • Achieve something and don’t post it on Facebook. For this to work, yes, you do have to find a way to work it into conversation or make it public on some other social media platform, and yes, when you do that, you will also have to make known that you didn’t post it on Facebook. This step is a lot of work, I’d suggest one of the others.
  • Eat fries in public.
  • Dance like no one is watching, or dance at all.
  • No makeup!!
  • Ignore the cute guy. This is particularly easy when he’s also ignoring you.
  • Wear a crop-top while simultaneously not being skinny
  • None of these work I’ve tried them all

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