Which of the following contributed most to your decision to unfollow me?
- a) Frequency of my posts
- b) Quality of my posts
- c) You never intended to unfollow me in the first place
What would make you reconsider your decision to unfollow?
- $5,000 are you fcking kidding me?! Who do you think you are?!
Who are your preferred Twitter accounts?
- Anyone who tweets fewer than 6 times/day
- Anyone who isn’t you
- Ariana Grande
How would you rate your overall experience as my Twitter follower?
- Very bad
- So annoying
- The most annoying
- Like, Lena-Dunham level annoying
Even though you unfollowed me on Twitter, would you be down to go on a date?