Did You Really Not Like That?

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Did you really not like that? My mom saw it and loved it, I’m shocked that you didn’t.

You didn’t enjoy the book? It got an amazing review in some publication, maybe Breitbart? I can’t believe you didn’t like it.

So bizarre that you don’t like this song – my second cousin’s dog loves it, I can’t really fathom how two different people could have different taste regarding a work of art. Well, he’s not a person per se, but he kinda resembles one and his name is “Paul”, so he basically is.

Are you sure you were paying attention? Sometimes when I watch a TV show, I’m not really watching it, because I’m asleep. That’s probably what happened, because I heard from friends that Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club is not nearly as bad as everyone says. So basically, I don’t trust you anymore.

I hear it’s good, so I think you should get me tickets to see if for my birthday. I don’t care that you despise Michael Cera — the guy in front of me at the grocery store said it was good, which means it’s definitely worth $200.

You didn’t like this restaurant? Someone else did. That just doesn’t compute — taste is objective. Is there maybe a translation issue?

His statement got 4 Pinocchios. That’s a lot. That’s like getting 4 out of 5 stars, I think. If you disagreed with what he was saying, you’re wrong. The Washington Post gave it a really good review.

You didn’t enjoy the movie? I wasn’t paying any attention, but the people in front of us seemed to be laughing. I think you might be wrong.


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