And Other Nancy Drew Titles for New Parents

The Mystery of Birth

The Quest To Be Left the Hell Alone On the Maternity Ward

The Case of the Iron-Fisted Lactation Consultant

The Clue of the Inverted Nipple

The Puzzle of the Projectile Poop

The Mystery of the 99 Steps Required to Secure a Car Seat

The WTF to Microwave for Dinner Conundrum

The Missing Merlot Mystery

The Screaming Banshee in the Nursery

The Message in My Exhausted Eyes

The Secret of the Snoring Spouse

The Sign of the Sharp Wake-Up Kick

The Crooked Parental Leave Policy

The Enigma of Childcare Wait Lists

The Ghost of a Formerly Healthy Savings Account

The Password to Finally Appreciating One’s Own Parents