And Other Nancy Drew Titles for New Parents

The Mystery of Birth
The Quest To Be Left the Hell Alone On the Maternity Ward
The Case of the Iron-Fisted Lactation Consultant
The Clue of the Inverted Nipple
The Puzzle of the Projectile Poop
The Mystery of the 99 Steps Required to Secure a Car Seat
The WTF to Microwave for Dinner Conundrum
The Missing Merlot Mystery
The Screaming Banshee in the Nursery
The Message in My Exhausted Eyes
The Secret of the Snoring Spouse
The Sign of the Sharp Wake-Up Kick
The Crooked Parental Leave Policy
The Enigma of Childcare Wait Lists
The Ghost of a Formerly Healthy Savings Account
The Password to Finally Appreciating One’s Own Parents