Where Poland Spring May Really Be Getting Its Water

photography of waterfalls between trees
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Audience tears from A Star Is Born screening

Bernie Sanders’s forehead sweat

An always on LaGuardia automated bathroom faucet

Nervous diarrhea from Lori Loughlin before giving the UCLA Class of 2019 Commencement speech

Your brother’s 2-year-old Brita filter

The crisp water droplets that flow down the lettuce in a Burger King Whopper Ad

The rains down in Wakanda

The water vapor a middle schooler blows onto a school bus window in order to write something profane to the middle schooler in the adjacent school bus

Melted ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Buckets from 2014

Whole Foods’s unsold stock of asparagus water

A multi-stage flash desalinization plant in the secret underwater city of Atlantis

The clear pink liquid from Bounty paper towel demonstrations

Not the polar ice caps because those definitely aren’t melting

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