- The cotton gin
- Gutenberg’s printing press
- Conversational Latin
- Rotary phones
- Payphones
- Phones made out of two cans connected by a long string
- Plague masks
- Medicinal leeches
- MC Hammer (pants)
- MC Hammer (music)
- Drive-thru movie theaters
- The coal mining industry
- Public school fine arts programs
- Ninety-Ninth verse of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”
- Competitive pigeon racing
- Who shot J.R.?
- The proper pronunciation of “Nietzsche”
- The following greetings: “Cheerio,” “Pip, Pip,” and “Huzzah!”
- The following hairstyles: the “Farrah,” the “Meg,” and the “Rachel”
- Regional community theater awards
- Expired deli meats
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