
Each week we ask readers to submit their most emotional late night text exchange from the past week. This week, Ryan (32, Actor) submitted his exchange with girlfriend, Stacy (25, Director of a Non-Profit) because she “definitely overreacted and I had to be calm for both of us”. The couple will celebrate two years next month!
Stacy’s Texts to John
2:01 a.m.: OMG I just got back and the fire department is outside. Apparently someone’s kitchen is on fire! Are you OK?
2:05 a.m.: The fire is from our apartment! Did you cook chicken nuggets again with the plastic wrap still on the tray? John pick up your fucking phone!
2:10 a.m.: HELLOOOO. THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. Where are you? I really hope you’re in the ACTUAL FUCKING FIRE.
2:15 a.m.: Apparently the building is clear so are you dead somewhere else????? seriously why won’t you answer.
2:25 a.m.: I can’t believe you burned down the kitchen AGAIN. Who just throws nuggets in with the plastic wrap! Jackie said she wants us to move out by the end of this month. I am so fucking upset. I told you how to make nuggets when I am not home! I don’t know if I can keep doing this…
2:35 a.m.: Look- I really hope you’re not dead. I am just mad at the whole situation and a bit frustrated and now you’re not picking up and I am worried.
2:45 a.m.: I love you but we need to talk. Call me back…
John’s Texts to Stacy
5:00 a.m.: Shit. Oops lol. At Dave’s. Love you tooooooo.