Shania Twain’s Man! I Feel Like a Woman: Painful Period Edition

Shania Twain, Man! I Feel Like a Woman!, Come on Over

Let’s flow girls, come on

I’m staying in tonight, not feeling alright

I need to take the Diva cup out

I want to make some noise, moaning in pain’s my choice

Yeah I wanna scream and shout

No inhibitions, fetal position

Double dosing Midol’s fine

I ain’t gonna act politically correct

I’m having a terrible time

The worst thing about being a woman

Is the imperative to shed a lot of blood and

Oh-oh-oh-oh, totally crampy, binging shrimp scampi

Long shirts, no skirts oh-oh-oh-oh

Wearing the one pair of pants that fit my bloat

Oh-oh-oh-oh don’t want the wind blowin’, my Thinx underwear showin’

My flow’s zero waste, but it’s not in good taste

Oh-oh-oh-oh, I wish I did not have to feel the way I feel

Man, I feel like a woman

The girls need a break, tonight we’re gonna take

The chance to get out of a bra

My brain is on fire, fuck this underwire

I’m topless watching TV drama

The worst thing about being a woman

Is the oppression but I also hate the blood (blood blood blood blood)

Oh-oh-oh-oh I’m totally crazy, don’t want more babies

So I asked Santa Claus for quick menopause, oh-oh-oh-oh

The fat bastard said that I still got 12 more years

Oh-oh-oh-oh, I’m out of action, zero attraction

Lie on my bed, do it again, oh-oh-oh-oh

I wanna be free not to feel the way I feel

Man, I feel like a woman

Hey! Ow, ow

Uh huh yeah yeah

Totally crampy

Can you feel it?

Come, come, come on, Midol

Ow, ow, ow!

I feel like a woman

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