Other Things That Might Make Ruth Bader Ginsburg Miss Work

A zombie apocalypse (but only if her legs and arms are ripped off and she can’t drag herself in)

A comet engulfs the earth in flames (but only if she leaves her fireproof suit at the cleaners)

A sharknado (but only if she forgets her harpoon)

A flesh-eating virus (but only if she can’t find her best cover-up)

A giant sinkhole swallows the courthouse (but only if she leaves her rappelling equipment in her other robes)

A stampeding rhino on First Street (but only if she leaves her safari tank keys at home)

A giant robot attacks D.C. (but only if it’s during rush hour and her deflector shields were down)

An alien spacecraft lands in her kitchen sink (but only if she loses the customary arm wrestling match with the alien’s supreme leader)  

A M*A*S*H marathon on TVLand (but only if she checks her calendar and sees it’s her day to have lunch with Gorsuch and Kavanaugh)

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