Shut Up Trump
Shut Up Trump
You Administration Makes Me So Dry
I Cannot Hump (Because of a Medical Condition too but anyway)
Roe V. Wade Was Settled In Court
So My Creepy Ex-boyfriend Brad’s Baby That I’m Carrying Without His Knowledge
Should Be Free To Abort
Republican Health Care Is The Worst Plan To Boot
It Doesn’t Even Cover My Meds For Vulvodynia (Vaginal Depression)
Which My Doctor Says Is Dangerously Acute
I Have The Right To An I.U.D.
I’m Personally Thinking of Getting The Copper, Non Hormonal Mirena One
Deeply Wedged Inside Of Me
To Express My Feelings
I Am Awkwardly Hesitant
For According To My Therapist
I’m Emotionally Reticent
And Although I Feel Quite Cray
I Can Confidently Say
That Trump Is Not My President
Every Woman Should Have The Right To Choose
Being A Mother Of Three, Gives Me The Blues
Equal Pay
Equal Pay
Even Though I Have Intense, Unmanageable Anxiety About Interacting With My Coworkers
Every Single Day
Protection Protection Protection
Of my reproductive rights
My pussy due to vaginismus is tight
And I need to clear this Yeast Infection
Women Deserve Respect And Peace
Especially From My Passive Aggressive, Possibly Conservative Roommate
Denise!
Hey Hey Ho Ho. Ivanka Trump’s Faux Feminist Clothing Line
Which I Impulsively Bought Shoes From And Then Guiltily Sent Back After The Whole Nordstrom Fiasco
Has Got To Go
Protect Planned Parenthood
My Most Recent Checkup With Dr. Correa Regarding My Subpar Reaction To Uti Antibiotics
Was Extremely Helpful And Good
Micro aggressions Are Mean and Gross
Especially While in Bed With My Irresistible but Incessantly Condescending Fuck Buddy Lorenzo
Where I Hear Them The Most