Real Estate Listings Or Tinder Profiles

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  1. “Only been on the market for 14 hours.”
  2. “A must see.”
  3. “Message to schedule a private showing.” 
  4. “The carpet matches the drapes.”
  5. “Small, but fulfills all your basic needs.”
  6. “Additional pictures of the downstairs area are obtainable by request.” 
  7. “Sun-drenched and exceptionally bright.”
  8. “Provides great income opportunity.”
  9. “Will be available approx. mid-January. Taking offers in advance.”
  10. “Pet friendly”
  11. “Ready for your personal touches.”
  12. “Private front and back door entrance.”
  13. “Photos speak for themselves! DON’T MISS OUT!!!”
  14. “Tax history available to interested parties.”
  15. “Wheelchair accessible.”
  16. “Recent upgrades made by previous owner.”
  17. “A fixer-upper on a dead end road.”

Real Estate Listings: 1-17
Tinder Profiles: 1-17

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