- To piss off my parents
- To piss off my mother, specifically
- To piss off my father, specifically
- To be purposefully difficult
- To make a point about this whole “feminism” thing
- To make it awkward for my parents to explain to their friends how to address their holiday cards to me
- To make life difficult for my nonexistent future children
- To make life difficult for the teachers of my nonexistent future children
- Because I like it
- Because it’s mine
- Because it feels right
- Because my husband didn’t care, and honestly, it’s not his damn decision anyway
- Honestly, just didn’t want any tacky monogrammed shit
