More Vagina-Scented Products From Goop

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Pussy Perfume
Take the scent of our sold-out candle with you anywhere – to a party, the office, or on the daily school run.

Olio E Osso Labia Balm
Our favorite lip and cheek balm is now available in a special vagina scent that’s safe to apply to any of your lips and cheeks.

goop Press: The Vagina Issue
A manual for all things vaginal, with special scratch n’ sniff illustrations of Gwyneth’s gorgeous vagina that will take your breath away in more ways than one.

G. Label Scent-Enhancing Body Suit
Made of 100% polyester, this completely unbreathable $700 bodysuit is guaranteed to stank up your pussy enough to clear a subway car.

Vagina Vitamins
These aren’t vitamins for your vagina, they’re vitamins made from our vaginas. Think fish oil, if the health benefits were purely theoretical.

goop by Juice Beauty Pussy Juice Serum
Made from Gwyneth Paltrow’s very own (and very plentiful) excretions, this serum is guaranteed to reduce fine lines and wrinkles on your vulva while making your proletariat pussy smell like Gwyneth’s aristocratic axe wound.

Canned Tuna
The perfect low-fat, high-protein snack for your January detox.

Fresh Clams
A decadent meal for those who’ve already completed their New Year’s detoxes.

Used Jade Egg
The goop version of a signed baseball.

This Smells Like My Vagina Replica of Gwyneth’s Head in a Box from the Movie Seven
Haha, we like to have fun here.

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