We Have No Choice But To Stan

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By Kiki O’Keeffe and Ysabel Yates

“Good evening, what will you be stanning tonight?”
“I don’t know. What do you recommend stanning?”
“Well, most people stan the salmon. It comes with a lemon butter sauce. It’s also the only item on the menu.”
“Wow, we have no choice but to stan.”

*
“I’m calling about your son. If he doesn’t stan his social studies final, he’s going to fail 6th grade.”
“Jesus. He has no choice but to stan.”

*
“How are you stanning that dress?”
“I’m sorry, I just can’t stan it.”
“Totally understandable, we have hundreds of wedding dresses. We want you to find the one you have no choice but to stan.”

*
“Do we need to do another option or did the client have no choice but to stan?”

*

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to stan the memory of Grandpa Joe. In his name, we have no choice.”

*

“Do you have this in small?”
“This shirt doesn’t come in small.”
“Hm, okay. I guess I have no choice but to stan the medium.”

*
“What day are you stanning for?”
“You’re out Monday and Tuesday, and I’m gone Thursday and Friday… I guess we have no choice but to stan Wednesday!”

*
“This is a real Sophie’s no choice but to stan!”

“Oh, I wanted to write my whole name.”
“Sorry sir, we only have space for four letters. You simply have no choice but to ‘Stan.’”

*

“We walked into this thinking we had a choice, but we did not. Five stans!”

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“For God so stanned the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever stans for him should have no choice but to have everlasting life.”

*

“Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded stan?”
“I have no choice.”
“And do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded stan?”
“I have no choice.”
“I now pronounce you stan and stan. You may stan the bride.”

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