Libertarian Lyrical Variants of Your Favorite Songs

“Working Class Hero” by John Lennon
“As soon as you’re born, I’ll make you feel small
Giving you no rights and saying it’s your fault
Till the gap is so big you can’t bridge it at all
My personal freedom’s all that matters to me
My personal freedom’s all that matters to me”

“That’s What You Get” by Paramore
“That’s what you get when you raise my taxes”

“Lose Yourself” by Eminem
“You better lose yourself in your homestead
Property, you own it, you better never let it go
Get yourself some pot, do not miss your chance to grow
Land ownership is one of your main civil rights, yo”

“Enter Sandman” by Metallica
“Tax ain’t right
Tax I’ll fight
Take my hand
We’re off to go defend our land”

“Roxanne” by The Police
“Ayn Rand
You don’t have to say things that are right
That doesn’t matter
We’ll always jack off on your books at first sight”

“Africa” by Toto
“It’s gonna take a lot to make me care about you
There’s nothing that a hundred facts or more could ever do
I shield my eyes to inequality
Gonna take some time to build a shrine to liberty”

“Royals” by Lorde
“And I’ll never like royals (royals)
They represent big gov
Those big bucks just ain’t for us,
Don’t need any help from those duds
Let us be our own ruler (ruler)
Government is small please
And baby we’ll rule
Capitalist fantasy”

“You Belong with Me” by Taylor Swift
“But she wants more rights
I think all’s fine
She’s protesting
And I’m on the other side
Dreaming about the day when everyone feels fine
Just leaving me alone to retire on their dime”

“Head Like a Hole” by Nine Inch Nails
“Head like a hole, no brains at all
I’d rather die than admit that I’m wrong
Head like a hole, no brains at all
I’d rather die than admit that I’m wrong
Bow down before the Fed Reserve?
You’re going to get what you deserve
Bow down before the Fed Reserve?
You’re going to get what you deserve”

‘Sorry” by Justin Bieber
“Yeah, is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I just want you to vote third party
Oh, is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah, I know our candidate’s a clown
Is it too late to say I’m sorry now?”

“She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5
“Beauty queen of only sixteen, it’s
Okay long as it’s legal”

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