
Touching my face
Touching my hair
Touching my beard
Henry V
Henry VIII
Oh Henry!
Touching my face
My parents’ divorce
Touching my face
Typing “Face” into Google and touching the digitized face
Washing my hands so I can touch my face
Touching my coworker’s face
Touching a stranger’s face
The Outback
“Got milk”
Touching my face
The 1927 Yankees
Northern Canada
Upper Peninsula, Michigan
Touching my face
Losing my virginity
Losing my hair
Losing my religion by REM
Touching my face
Jimmy Carter’s “A Crisis of Confidence” speech
How many fire ants would it take to kill me?
Touching my face
“Complicated” by Avril Lavigne
Touching my face
The War of 1812
“NORM”
Touching my face
867-5309
Ugh, I touched my face.