by Bobbie Armstrong and Grace Bahler

“Laughter is the best medicine but we do not recommend replacing your inhaler with it.” — Milton Berle 

“It is never too late to be what you might have been, unless you intended on being a spring breaker.” — George Eliot 

“The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering and not gathering in groups of more than 10.” — Bruce Lee 

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world, so please, for the love of God, wash your hands.” — Gandhi 

“To succeed in life, you need three things: ignorance, confidence and a strong immune system.” — Mark Twain 

“Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world except if you do them within 6 ft. of one another.” — Francois Voltaire

“Wherever you go, go with all your heart and a 32 oz. pump bottle of Purell.” — Confucius

“Believe you can get the audio on Zoom to work, and you’re halfway there.” — Theodore Roosevelt

“When you have a dream, you’ve got to go and grab it and never let it go. Unless it sneezes on you.” — Carol Burnett

“A champion is defined not by their wins, but by how they can recover when they run out of pasta on the third day of quarantine.” — Serena Williams

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream, unless that dream involves having a sit-down lunch at Ruby Tuesday’s.” — C.S. Lewis

“Spread love and toilet paper wherever you go.” — Mother Teresa

“Where there is love and inspiration, there is also probably bacteria.” — Ella Fitzgerald