By Claudia Hogan and Ginny Hogan

Bernie Sanders’ campaign has come to a close, which leaves us wondering – is anyone else still running? If you’re unsatisfied with the remaining Democratic candidates, we offer up some suggestions here.

• A recording of an FDR Fireside Chat.
• A poster in the Oval Office of a cat dangling from a tree saying, “Hang in there, baby.”
• The entire cast of The West Wing. 
• Dr. Fauci.
• Jimmy Carter – don’t forget he only served one term and is definitely young enough to be president (95). Plus, peanuts!
• Write-in Bill Murray.
• A blow-up doll of Barack Obama.
• Who is the Green Party candidate?
• Andrew Cuomo, if you haven’t looked too far into it.
• Mitt Romney’s champion dressage horse, Rafalka.
• The ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Or, for that matter, most ghosts. I think life after death imparts a lot of wisdom.
• Did we write Marianne Williamson off too early?
• All the nurses.
• Elizabeth Warren’s dog.
• A rabbit vibrator (which can be both POTUS and VP because of its dual functionality).
• A pint of Halo Top ice cream.
• Angela Merkel – is that allowed?
• AOC dressed in a Bernie costume.
• Larry David dressed in a Bernie costume.
• AOC dressed in anything.
• Larry David dressed in anything.
• Dumbledore’s portrait in the Headmaster’s Office.
• An old, gnarled tree.
• An astrology calendar.
• A soothing yoga video.
• The Energy of the Universe.
• Dax Shepard – he honestly could do it. He’s so empathetic, especially for a man.
• I think Nate Archibald got into politics in the last season of Gossip Girl.
• That guy at the gas station who warns people not to go into haunted forests.
• Politicians with no credible rape allegations against them.
• Someone, please.
• Anyone?
• Honestly, I’ll do it. I’ve never done cocaine and got a 5 in AP US Government.