My mom suing me for that time I cried in a Target because she wouldn’t get me a new Roomba.
Me suing my mom for not getting me a new Roomba.
Me suing the wind for $10 because it once made a $1 bill blow away. Who knows what that $1 would be worth now.
Viewers suing This Is Us for making us cry.
Me suing water for my broken iPhone. I’ve tried and failed at this many, many times. I’ll be honest, it was Diet Coke. I wanted to sound more wholesome in my complaint.
Dogs suing rabbits for distracting them from their goal of sleeping all day.
Homes suing earthquakes for giving them anxiety.
The Ozone suing humans for destroying it.
The human race suing God for this whole stupid mess.
Users suing Twitter for wasting our time. Actually, I stand by this one.
