
Do
- Guns
- Mace
- Tasers
- Bigger guns
- Tear gas
- Tiny bike shorts
- Tanks
- Enormous, polar-bear-sized guns
- The sword King Arthur pulled from the stone
- The Cruciatus Curse
- A gun too large to be seen by the human eye
Don’t
- Medical supplies (that they’re willing to share)
- Water bottles for people who pass out from the heat at protests
- Masks – they can’t spread COVID, they’re cops
- Hand sanitizer
- Smiles (Women must, but they’re exempt)
- Respect
- A willingness to report other cops’ heinous actions
- A willingness to quit their jobs
- Humanity