Things Cops Definitely Do and Don’t Need At Protests to Keep Us Safe:

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  • Guns
  • Mace
  • Tasers
  • Bigger guns
  • Tear gas
  • Tiny bike shorts
  • Tanks
  • Enormous, polar-bear-sized guns
  • The sword King Arthur pulled from the stone
  • The Cruciatus Curse
  • A gun too large to be seen by the human eye


  • Medical supplies (that they’re willing to share)
  • Water bottles for people who pass out from the heat at protests
  • Masks – they can’t spread COVID, they’re cops
  • Hand sanitizer 
  • Smiles (Women must, but they’re exempt)
  • Respect
  • A willingness to report other cops’ heinous actions
  • A willingness to quit their jobs
  • Humanity

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