1.  Uber you took to happy hour when you lied about being “on my way!” and didn’t have time to take the Subway. ($11.50)

2. Another vodka soda because you asked Emma if you could leave soon and she said “Aren’t you having fun!?? ($12.00)

3. Pregnancy test after googling “implantation bleeding.” ($14)

4. Cat calendar you bought for office Secret Santa at CVS on the way to work the day of office Secret Santa. ($16)

5. Overnight shipping for that document you told mom you put in the mail 3 days ago. ($26)

6. Hanging plants that died and started to smell weird after a week. ($53)

7. Floor length snake skin trench coat that you almost put on every day and decide its “too much.” ($120) 

8. Tickets to see your acquaintance do stand-up comedy. ($7)

9. There is a two drink minimum for audience members?? ($20)

10. 1/6^th of the bill at El Camino Taqueira because you didn’t want to seem annoying even though you only had chips. ($18) 

11. Six harmonica set for your dad “as a joke.” ($30)

12. Chipotle burrito hand delivered to your boyfriend who will eat it laying in bed like Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. ($9.50)

13. “Babe can you get extra steak?” ($2.00)

14. Same dress in two different sizes; kept the small one because you might lose 5-8 pounds this year. ($55)

16. Shit that was in the checkout line at T.J. Maxx. ($2,300)

17. Uber to get home no matter the cost at 2:15 a.m. on New Years Eve. ($27.85)

18. Adderall from your little brother’s friend. ($40)

19.  Makeup purchased before meeting your brother’s friend because you secretly want desperately to be known as Josh’s hot sister. ($6.50)

20. Cell phone data extension plan so you can spend all day screaming at Twitter, and call it “staying informed.” ($30).

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