
Chocolate Peanut Butter
Peanut butter cup
If it went through Chernobyl
And somehow survived
Purely Chocolate
Like a fudgesicle
But with the fudge part removed
Icicles remain
Salted Caramel
Sepia photo
of a Werther’s hard candy;
Caramel’s dead aunt
Cookie Shake
I was expecting
This to taste like a cookie.
Shaking my damn head.
Pistachio
No nuts and no cream
For those who are allergic:
Allergic to joy
Cookie Dough Chunk
Dough suspended in
An amniotic plasma
Can this be vegan?
Classic Vanilla
No trace of “classic,”
Tastes like whiteness in a pint.
Calling all Karens!
Cake Batter
If you baked this cake
For your enemy’s birthday
It would be too cruel
Hint of Mint
Taste without flavor
A hint without an answer
Brush your teeth instead
Cherry Chocolate Chunk
The bastard child
Born to Cherry Garcia
And formaldehyde
Brownie Blast
This one is better,
but has twice the calories.
Nothing in life is free
Interesting. Fun. Good one
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