- The winds of political change begin with a single breeze. And you shouldn’t trust FiveThirtyEight to track even one gust accurately.
- Fortune favors those who wait…for mail-in ballot results.
- While waiting on the tides to turn, the wise break out their emergency vodka.
- Through periods of darkness, never lose faith that the righteous will (probably) prevail.
- The truth cannot be changed, no matter how many times one hits the refresh button.
- In times of crisis, seek wisdom from celebrities on Twitter. #breathe
- Those who maintain confidence in mankind may want to rethink their position.
- Optimism is a noble, if futile practice.
- Only the inebriated shall sleep tonight.
- Dream lofty dreams, for when you wake, the real nightmare begins.
- To know the future, one must look to the past. So yeah, we’re f*ked.
- You will embark upon a great journey to seek relatives living abroad.
- Embody the attitude of a Titanic violinist; it isn’t over until it’s over, no matter how much the president insists his ship can’t sink.
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