One of the Girls
NO MOM, I am not dating Elijah, that’s disgusting! He’s missed Sunday services 3 times. Gross.
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LOL have you watched The Trial of the Chicago 7 yet?
Fwd: Dog Peed in Family Room
Hi dear, so sorry to bother you at work, but she did it again. She refuses to play with the other puppies, so this was her choice method to get a pass. Can you remind me how to direct a female dog to go pee outside? Thanks.
Amy, I’m worried. 2020 has been an excruciating year, but one thing is for certain. The earth is flat. Could you pitch in another $20 so we don’t fall off?
Grandmother from Philadelphia confirms that she’s dead and voted for Biden. Trump takes back PA!
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NO WOMAN NO ABORTION
All I did was post an address to a Planned Parenthood clinic onto the NRA against Pregnant Women group, and now I’m being detained!! These baby murderers can’t harm no baby if they ain’t livin! Basic science. Pack it up, snowflakes!
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Obergefell Play Adaptation
Hello Misses! Thought I’d let ya know what the word on the street is in Ghost Town, NYC! Apparently, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is working on adapting the Obergefell v. Hodges case into a Broadway musical for this time next year! I feared that if I expressed any knowledge in this that it would bite us both in the tush but…I just can’t contain my excitement! Do you think they’d let me do a cold read?…
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This sounds like the right fit for me. Do u know if we actually wear red robes? Lololol jk.
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